The Ultimate in Asshat Parking

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss) 02/03/2016 at 16:35 • Filed to: Asshat, Parking, Asshat Parking

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Normally when we think of asshat parkings, we think of BMW and Corvette owners. Some examples are below. And below that is really the douchiest parking I have ever seen. And it wasn’t even a BMW...

Here it is...your new asshat parking winner. Chevrolet Silverado...

Doesn’t even make any sense. This is a through street. And you’ve parked blocking the entire thing.....? Because you own the street or what? I don’t even know.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:41

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That’s about right for the typical sub-30 Silverado driver.

Wacko > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:43

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that’s only cause BMW don’t make pick up trucks. I can see his bumper sticker from here.

Chariotoflove > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:44

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Wow, it must have broken down. No one is that stupid.

The very worst I ever witnessed personally was an SUV parked across all the handicap spots outside a restaurant to specifically block them. My wife was trying to convince me to not slash the tires and carve a wheelchair symbol into the paint when the drivers came out. They were teenagers in Daddy’s expensive car thinking they were rebellious and funny. Why do kids think it’s cool to cause others grief?

Klaus Schmoll > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:44

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Those are not one but two handicapped spaces. The owners are senior citizens but far from handicapped.

thebigbossyboss > Chariotoflove 02/03/2016 at 16:52

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How would it have broken down perpendicular to the street though? It really was mystifying.

Matt Nichelson > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:55

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Woooo we’re off the list! Right? Oh wait, we aren’t? Well shit. As you were then.

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:55

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I can’t tell from the photo, but it kind of looks like the nose is buried in the snow on the side? Spun out and got stuck?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 16:57

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There has to be more to this story. Nobody who isn’t on drugs parks a car like that.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 17:04

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Could they have been just blocking it off due to road conditions?

thebigbossyboss > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 02/03/2016 at 17:08

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I don’t think so. Yeah it’s winter, but this is a flat road in town....I mean...everywhere else seemed fine.

Urambo Tauro > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 17:11

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Woohoo! Overtime! Ka-chow? More like ka-ching! Daggum!

thebigbossyboss > Urambo Tauro 02/03/2016 at 17:14

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BWAAAAAP

Chariotoflove > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 17:21

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During a three-point turn?

thebigbossyboss > Chariotoflove 02/03/2016 at 17:31

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Lol. Perhaps.

thebigbossyboss > Chariotoflove 02/03/2016 at 17:32

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Should have channeled your inner Carrie.

slipperysallylikespenguins > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 17:42

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that jeep gave the corvette way to much room, they can still get in the drivers door

Chariotoflove > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 18:01

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Well, to be honest, I started letting the air out of the tires, but it was too slow, and my wife made me stop.

Like that video!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 18:36

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Excellent work by the Jeep driver. No one is impressed with your coke white C5, guy.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > thebigbossyboss 02/03/2016 at 19:28

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Then yeah, asshat confirmed.

Funktheduck > thebigbossyboss 02/04/2016 at 11:01

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This was from a couple weeks ago. It doesn't look so bad from this angle but they parked halfway out of the spit and took up half of the traffic lane